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What is it? It's a squeel! What's a squeel? Ask the ad copy!
We all know that one tongue is good, but with the help of the Sqweel, you'll soon learn that ten tongues are even better.
Ten tongues, that is like the five-blade razor of oral sex. Truthfully, I like it because it looks like you're getting head from an Advair diskus, which is only fair given how much I have to suck on that thing to breathe. Squeeeeeeeeel!