Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Sex Six Sex Toys to Spend Your Tax Refund On (And One for Us Sad People Who Owe)
Posted by Audrey Ference on Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 1:15 PM
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2. Squeel!
What is it? It's a squeel! What's a squeel? Ask the ad copy!
We all know that one tongue is good, but with the help of the Sqweel, you'll soon learn that ten tongues are even better.
Ten tongues, that is like the five-blade razor of oral sex. Truthfully, I like it because it looks like you're getting head from an Advair diskus, which is only fair given how much I have to suck on that thing to breathe. Squeeeeeeeeel!
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