Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Six Sex Toys to Spend Your Tax Refund On (And One for Us Sad People Who Owe)

Posted by on Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 1:15 PM

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3. Wooden Anal Toy

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Truly, this is the Ron Swanson of things you put up your butt. So masculine! So made out of wood! So expensive! This prostate stimulator isn't just some cheap piece of junk you'll use a few times then throw away. This is an heirloom anal probe that you'll give to your son someday. An investment in your family's butts.

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