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6. The Lelo Yva
Here is what you need to know about the Yva: it looks like someone ran over a computer mouse, it is plated in real 18 karat gold, it is designed to be smushed up against your various parts, and it costs $1500.
The gentle and resonant vibration, transmitted by the cool metal, is utterly sensuous against the naked skin; just hold it in your hand for a few moments, and it warms to the touch. Bring Yva as a discreet guest to the most exclusive gatherings; she's small, exceedingly quiet and never in danger of outstaying her welcome.
If anyone is having an Yva-appropriate gathering, please, send an invite my way.