Wanna see Natalie Portman sign the word for "tampon"? Come on down, you're in the right place.
Yes, really. According to the British Deaf Association (which goes by British Sign Language), Portman and Depp both signed the word for "tampon" in place of the word "appear." To make matters worse, Johnny Depp screwed up "valentine," signing "enemy" instead.
“It would have been nice if genuine deaf people had been used," a spokesperson for the British Deaf Association told UK paper The Sun. "But it's still great."
The BDA was even nice enough to chalk up the flubs to "more a poetic expression." It's true. If anyone's going to express tampons poetically, it might as well be Natalie Portman. Watch the video below.