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VODKA SODAAda or Ardor
, by Vladimir Nabokov
Sure, Nabokov probably would’ve turned his nose up at such a banal drink as a vodka-soda, but literature’s second greatest tween girl character
would’ve loved them. If you can make it to the end of this bizarre thicket of a book, you might actually find yourself missing it. These pangs can be medicated with vodka.