5) Geraldo Gets Bullied at Occupy Geez, this is probably the saddest one. Has anyone not had a nightmare like this? A bunch of people crowding around you, chanting something mean — or worse — true. It’s a bummer because Geraldo actually defended, if not supported, the Occupy protests, criticizing Glenn Beck’s prophecy that Occupy Wall Street would lead to “A Man-Made Global Katrina.” So yeah, when he’s standing next to Glenn Beck, Geraldo is an awesome dude. Here the moustache looks quite indignant, seeming to pull its owner out of his misery.