Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Sex The Semen In Cupcakes Story You Shouldn't Read But Will Read Anyway
Posted by Audrey Ference on Wed, May 23, 2012 at 11:06 AM
- Butter, frosting, and romance
A 16-year-old student was suspended after allegedly giving a classmate a cupcake laced with his semen, Minneapolis City Pages reports.St. Paul police spokesman Sgt. Paul Paulos told the Pioneer Press the boy gave cupcakes to "quite a few people" on May 9, but "only one supposedly had semen." Unfortunately, the unlucky classmate ingested the baked good, so authorities are unable to confirm the allegations. [Huffington Post]
As the HuffPo piece points out, it "harkens back" to that dude who fed his unsuspecting students jizz cookies. And also this spit in a burger story, the guy from high school who claimed he jizzed in people's milkshakes at McDonalds, and every urban legend ever.
If you've caught yourself thinking that adding semen to food might be a great way to get a little cheap protein in your diet, please allow me to remind you that this continues to exist: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. If life gives you semen, make semenade, I guess.
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