For our readers who may not be familiar with your work, what’s the most accurate thing someone else has said about it?
I’ve been called a double-agent in the house of fiction.
What have you read/watched/listened to/looked at/ate recently that will permanently change our readers' lives for the better?
Whose ghostwritten celebrity tell-all (or novel) would you sprint to the store to buy (along with a copy of The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius so that the checkout clerk doesn’t look at you screwy)?
I’d rush out for a tell-all by any of the royals!
Have you ever been a Starving Artist, and did it make you brilliant, or just hungry?
I am a very good eater.
What would you characterize as an ideal interaction with a reader?
Of course! I am his!—I am her!—favorite writer.
Have you ever written anything that you'd like to take back?
Yes, including my answers to your questions number three and number four and number five.