Police also confiscated around 11 pounds of narcotics worth around $30,000, some of which were also hidden in chocolate bars, chocolate candy, and sugar cookies.
Additionally, they had soaked documents that were supposedly diplomas from a scuba diving school in liquid cocaine.
In other words, none of our favorite yuppie amenities — foreign candy, frivolous certifications — are safe from this scourge. Next time you think about buying freshly imported south American fro-yo right from the delivery truck, run a few tests first. That shit could be laced with PCP.