Not surprisingly, when Stephen Colbert announced his vaguely naval-themed music festival last week—lovingly dubbed the "StePhest Colbchella '012 - Rocktaugustfest"—the 1,500 free tickets released on his website went in a blink of an eye, leaving an awful lot of people scrambling. (Grizzly Bear are among those playing, and people in this city really love Grizzly Bear.) While hijacking prices for an in-demand show has become the norm, I've never seen anyone asking for upwards of $100 for a ticket that cost zero dollars, which is a thing that is happening right now on Craigslist for tomorrow's event. Look below to see the scuzzbuckets in action.
And for those in peril, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to keep an eye on Colbert's Twitter page today, as they've periodically been giving away tickets leading up to the fest. Hold on hope!