Last night, in a Twitter-catered shocker, news broke
that eyeliner empress Avril Lavigne has gotten herself engaged to the frontman of burly mega-rock-band Nickelback, whose name is apparently Chad. Of course it's Chad. Chad Kroeger, to be exact. Their romance ignited when he, Chad Kroeger, collaborated with Lavigne on a song for her forthcoming album. This was all about six months ago. While a hearty congrats goes out to the couple (sincerely), we don't even know if he owns a skateboard. We, the world, are flooded with questions and concerns. To start, what song will the couple dance to on their big day? Some possible scenarios after the jump.