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In The Wedding Planner, an award-winning documentary about the wedding industry, Jennifer Lopez advises that choosing this song for your dance number predicts a short-lived union. To quote, "'I Honestly Love You' as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!" Perhaps Chad and Avril do not know this. Perhaps they're thinking that picking an uber-traditional track is even more punk than picking an expectantly rogue one (because they're rock stars), and this Newton-John ballad is on their short list right this very second. We need to warn them immediately.