Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Here Come the Democrats, But First: All You Need to Know About Republicans

Posted By on Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 12:33 PM

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At least we steered clear, thanks in no small part to Hurricane Isaac (or, as Republicans tend to think, the actual hand of god) of this blowhard. I mean, who is he comparing to Winston Churchill here? Romney? Ryan? Himself?

Is Donald Trump imagining what could have been? If only god himself hadn't prevented Trump from taking the stage at the RNC! Nobody would be talking about Clint Eastwood! They'd be talking about the second coming of Winston Churchill! Because, naturally, Churchill would have chosen to be re-born as the son of a real-estate developer from Queens, who would grow up to have a taste for the finer things in life, like gold-plated condoms and toupees made from nutria-hair. Naturally!

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