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Is Donald Trump imagining what could have been? If only god himself hadn't prevented Trump from taking the stage at the RNC! Nobody would be talking about Clint Eastwood! They'd be talking about the second coming of Winston Churchill! Because, naturally, Churchill would have chosen to be re-born as the son of a real-estate developer from Queens, who would grow up to have a taste for the finer things in life, like gold-plated condoms and toupees made from nutria-hair. Naturally!