Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Sex Somebody Please Make a Kim and Kanye Sex Tape Rom Com I Am Begging You
Posted by Audrey Ference on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Ah, a modern tale of romance that was written in the stars. A real-life Nicholas Sparks book. It seems that before Kim Kardashian and Kayne got together, he used to watch her sex tape to get himself warmed up for whatever other lady he was about to have sex with:
Before Kanye West was nailin' Kim Kardashian ... he used to nail other chicks while watching Ray J nail Kim Kardashian.Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation tell us ... Kanye used the Kim K sex tape in the bedroom to get him in the mood ... and it always worked. [TMZ]
The heart (and the dick!) knows what it wants. For years, Kanye held a porny flame in his innermost cock soul, and now he is finally with the woman of his dreams. Honestly, no sarcasm, I think this is very sweet, in a Honey-Boo-Boo-end-times-cultural-bonfire kind of way. Please oh please won't someone make this the premise of a syrupy rom com? Too bad Norah Ephron has passed, god rest her soul.
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