Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Banding Together to Dethrone Justin Bieber From the Top of Saturday Night Live's Crowdsourced List of Musical Guests

Posted by on Wed, Sep 19, 2012 at 1:45 PM

Not a crowdsourced suggestion
  • Not a crowdsourced suggestion
Last Tuesday, Saturday Night Live announced they'll be assigning one day a month for fans to suggest hosts and musical guests for the show via their social networking forums. (This comes after having booked Karmin and Lana Del Rey last year. We'll never forget.) Because humans tend to struggle with following "designated day" rules, campaigning for certain performers has been going strong since last week. A quick perusal of top tweets with the dedicated #SNLMusic and #SNLHost hashtags indicates the masses—or at least the very eager, excitable, Twitter-proficent masses—are rallying around Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez to be future musical guests, though we assume trolls are lurking around the corner ready to make Rob Zombie happen.

We have an opportunity here. We, as a community, can do better than Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, I'm almost sure. In this light, we offer up a few names we'd like to encourage the world to nominate for SNL notoriety, but only on the designated day, of course.

1. Cat Power
At her best, Chan Marshall could rival the unguarded vulnerability that Frank Ocean displayed in his turn as musical guest on last week's season premiere. On a superficial level, it's not like cameras don't like her face. Sure, throw some vintage arcade games onstage behind her, that'll work.

2. Donald Glover/Child Gambino as host/musical guest combo
This suggestion is already getting a good bit of traction on Twitter. With a little extra push from NBC synergy to promote Community's fourth season, it's one that actually seems plausible.

3. Animal Collective
Keeping late-night television appearances to a minimum—there was a performance of "#1" on Conan in 2007 and a less-puzzling one of "Summertime Clothes" on Letterman two years later, but that's about it—it'd be interesting to see what parents make of the band's musically rapturous take on fruit.

4. Jay-Z
As the city's walking endorsement for Barclays Center, there's no better year for him to pop into Rockefeller Center for a friendly, "I'm here to play a few songs, and, oh hey, I brought my wife and my friend Justin Timberlake to sing and dance onstage with me."

5. The new judges of American Idol, all of them, singing "Call Me Maybe" together
Just because.

As for hosts, Ryan Gosling should do. Also Amy Poehler and Will Arnett in a Parent Trap-like scheme at the hand of the public to rekindle the ex-couple's romance, all while they promote the newest season of Parks and Recreation and the much-anictipated, actually-happening fourth season of Arrested Development.

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