Dust off your flyest bowling shirt, re-bleach your tips, and get used to the nagging dread of hating everyone and everything this world has to offer.
Aside from Guy Fieri, who has collaborated with Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell on major projects before (specifically, this egg-eating extravaganza, worth watching for the strange, excitable fans lurking in the background) Recipes From The Road will live up to its self-given moniker of "rock 'n roll cookbook," with contributions from the likes of Hagar along with the guy from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Known for their creative road-food concoctions, all of them.
Anyway, here's the summary from the book's page on Amazon:
Smash Mouth invades the culinary world with a rock n' roll cookbook. "Recipes From The Road" is a unique fusion of delicious recipes, hilarious real life road stories straight from "The Mouth", candid road photos, and guest recipes from pop icons such as Guy Fieri (Diners Drive-ins and Dives), Sammy Hagar (Van Halen), Jerome Bettis (Pittsburgh Steelers), and Michael Symon (Iron Chef, The Chew), all displayed in a beautiful, eye-popping layout.
So, that's that. Pre-order a new copy for $16.47, or pour a stiff drink and cry yourself to sleep, even though it's not even 10 a.m. yet. We've all earned it.
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