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Even though Barack Obama tried to reference Bill Clinton by using the word "arithmetic," Barack Obama is no Bill Clinton. I have met Bill Clinton (seriously, I have, it was 1999 in Appalachian Kentucky...LONG STORY) and he is no Bill Clinton. That time in Kentucky was the only time in my life that I wished I owned a beret. And had the kind of rack that would attract the leader of the free world. Oh, well.