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Even if Newsweek decides it's a little "soon" to talk about this untested, fledgling borough, Sullivan can still have a lot of fun over here. Especially coming from a city as notoriously boring and socially D.O.A. as Washington D.C., shouldn't he treat himself to the myriad delights available on this side of the river, all while gaining instant cool points with his political cohorts? Slap on a fedora (please don't slap on a fedora) and come on down! "Over here, Grizzly Bear sings you to sleep with lullabies," promises our very own Associate Music Editor Lauren Beck, an offer that we can certainly guarantee without any hesitation whatsoever.*
*We cannot guarantee this with even the vaguest certainty.