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Oh, wait, what's this about Romney possibly closing the gap in Florida? Feeling a bit anxious? Worried? Suddenly don't like George Stephanopoulos' tone when discussing which way Ohio may go? And to top it off, how is it even possible that every time Romney's face flashes across your television screen, he looks even smugger? Bask in the bitterness of these songs below...
Maybe this really is the end of the free world as we know it, and maybe you don't feel fine quite yet, but hope to. It just so happens a group of 20-something Southerners wrote a song about that in 1987.
You know, on second thought, whatever. Nothing matters:
"Ok, I think by now we've already established that everything is inherently worthless, and there's nothing in the universe with any kind of objective purpose."
Now getting back to being pissed off... The British monarchy may be a punching bag for displaced anger right now, sure, but there are few punk anthems as politically enraged and charged as this one here.
You've been having lots of conversations with people—family members, bartenders, the guy sitting next to you on the plane—involving lots of animated hand motions, at the end of which you declare that if Romney wins the election, you're done. You're packing your bags and moving to France. Seems like it might be a good time to brush up on your French?
Before we jump to conclusions or make any drastic moves involving French citizenship tests, let's remember that the election isn't over until the end of the night. And even then, maybe not...