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So, this song contains the lyric "I'm Mister Heat Blister" which, gross. It does kind of look like the Heat Miser is one of those little stuffed herpes dolls that you can buy, right? Which, nothing against herpes, it's very common! But is there really a need to reference it in a Christmas song? Happy holidays, I guess? Wear condoms? That's an odd lesson to be imparting to the youth of our nation, but there you have it.
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