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Fucking Guns
Most of the other items on this list are pretty frivolous. I was trying to think of a 10th thing that was similarly trivial that I didn't want to exist once the clock strikes 12 on January 1, 2013, but I couldn't. Oh, I mean, I could—vampires, adults losing their shit over books meant for teenagers, 50 Shades of Grey, etc. But there isn't anything that's more prominent in my mind right now than the need for gun control. So, fuck you guns. Stay in the past, where you belong. It's going to be 2013, everyone, it's time to forget about bearing arms in case we need to overthrow the government à la the American Revolution, and remember the fact that we shouldn't have to live in a society where 6-year-olds aren't safe in their own classrooms.
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