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Lining Up for Product Launches
Just a couple of days after Hurricane Sandy, the iPad Mini launched and hundreds of people lined up outside Apple stores to get their grubby hands on the newest Apple device. I think the selling point is that it's slightly larger than your iPhone but can't make calls? Exciting. Anyway. Apple is kind of just fucking with us now, as the newest version of Apple Maps clearly demonstrated. Don't be a lemming. Have some self-respect and just buy your new, TOTALLY useful product off the Internet from the comfort of your own home.