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Pregnant Celebrities
So, here's something that has happened since the beginning of mankind—people getting knocked up. Exciting? Not really! But it happens. And we're all sort of forced to hear about it when it's our friends and family who get pregnant because pictures of it wind up all over Facebook and they're impossible to ignore. But why do we have to hear about celebrity pregnancies? Who cares? I'm speaking specifically of Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge aka someone with excellent grooming habits and very shiny hair who married into the anachronism known as the British royal family. Why would any American care about this woman's womb? Please, please America, turn away from pregnant celebrities. Which leads me to...