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Back in 2008, rumors started spreading that if you hit the down arrow in the search box on Facebook, a list of the 5 people who most often search your name would pop up. So embarrassing for everyone! But probably not true. A bunch of different theories proliferated about this, and the real answer was that while names did show up (the glitch has long since been fixed), it was really just an algorithm-generated list of the people Facebook thinks you interact with the most. And you already knew they did this, didn't you?
The rumor has resurfaced numerous times since (including a recent "find your biggest stalker" firestorm), but while it was temporarily possible to see who you view the most, it seems that a humiliating "recent views"-style transparency is, if anything, a thing of the very distant future. You can go to OKCupid for that.