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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Media The Ten Most Popular Stories of the Year at TheLMagazine.com

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Wed, Dec 26, 2012 at 1:20 PM

Inside The L Magazine newsroom: Is there an ass-fucking angle we can add, for the SEO?

Inside The L Magazine newsroom: "Is there an ass-fucking angle we can add, for the SEO?"

Yes, it's time for our final stab at the kind of low-effort/high-yield, year-end, best-of stories that can be ~~assembled~~ written while hungover and sad and newly fat from too much Christmas. (If you must know, I'm writing this in a disheveled, gravy-flecked Santa suit I found in a mall bathroom during a whiskey break. If you must.)

The good news is that there are far fewer sex stories in this year's top ten. Or maybe that's bad news for you. Truly, though, it's always good to see, when compiling a list based on pageviews, a nice variety of the kinds of stories you put out on a daily basis. WE'RE NOT SWITCHING TO PORN JUST YET, PEOPLE. Read on for the ten most important internet stories you will ever encounter...

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Media The Ten Most Popular Stories of the Year at TheLMagazine.com

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Wed, Dec 26, 2012 at 1:20 PM

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