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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 11 Worst Songs to Hear While Being Born

Posted by Virginia K. Smith on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 9:30 AM

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"Red Rubber Ball"

No need to make a baby feel self-conscious about the appearance of his disproportionately large, covered-in-bodily-fluids head. Feels kinda mean.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 11 Worst Songs to Hear While Being Born

Posted by Virginia K. Smith on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 9:30 AM

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