Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 11 Worst Songs to Hear While Being Born

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"The Zoo"

Listen, going to actual zoos and learning about animals is one of the best, most universal joys of childhood. You don't need to be introduced the wrong way, with potentially confusing innuendo and double entendres. Also, all this talk about being "locked in a cage of ecstasy" and "I don't wanna be free" might be counterproductive for coaxing a reluctant baby out of a comfortable womb.

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