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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 11 Worst Songs to Hear While Being Born

Posted by Virginia K. Smith on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 9:30 AM

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"Wonderful Christmastime"

This song will continue to be the worst for the rest of your child's life. Put it off as long as possible.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 11 Worst Songs to Hear While Being Born

Posted by Virginia K. Smith on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 9:30 AM

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