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"Ooh, this guy's actually cute, what's his deal? Hmm, 2 miles away, 100 years old? Lol no way, he's not really 100, I bet. Omg, hilarious! He must be a chill, fun person who just doesn't take himself too seriously."
No. No one thinks this. They will think you're evasive, lame, and have no better jokes than this one. They will be right. Whether you're self conscious about your real age and trying to hide it, or for whatever reason have decided it's cute and sassy to say you're suuuper elderly, just say how fucking old you are. This is a space for brutal honesty.