Thursday, April 4, 2013

Happy Birthday Stacey McGill, You Awesomely Sex-Positive NYC Diabetic

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The Truth About Stacey Ann M. Martin Babysitters Club
Anonymous
Did you read The Babysitters Club?
Fuck yeah I did.

What did you think of Stacey?
Slut. (Only half joking!) She was the one who moved away to New York City, and then when the Babysitters Club went to visit her, she was all different and had a boyfriend who only called her "babe." Wait, why are you asking me this? Maybe I'm mixing her up with Dawn, the other blonde one, who you would probably love because she got diagnosed with diabetes.

No, Stacey had diabetes.
Oh. Oops. That's why she was so thin and all the girls envied her. But little did they know her dark, dark secret. It's why she couldn't eat any of the snacks Claudia had hidden in her room.

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