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Yeah, I know we said they couldn't use public transportation, so logic might dictate that they should at least be able to drive a car, or, god forbid, a skateboard. Nope. Nothing with wheels. Too bad, so sad. Maybe if they have to walk everywhere, they'll get tired, and shut the fuck up for once. Or better yet, never leave the house at all. Unless it's for a sex-ed class. Those, they should keep.
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