Monday, April 29, 2013

Game of Thrones: Honor, Betrayal, and Oral Sex

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Winners

House Targaryen
Things seem to still be going well for the mother of dragons. She has legions of devoted followers and two close advisors who would do anything to serve and follow her. Plus, I'm really into the blue dress that she's been wearing.

House Tyrell
Although the Sansa plan is about to be foiled, the Queen of Thorns is such a total badass that I have no doubt she's foreseen this as being a possibility. And she'll come up with something else. I know she will. And I can't wait to see what it is.

Ygritte and Jon Snow
Nothing wrong with a little oral. Good for Ygritte. And Jon Snow is clearly a winner here. After all, he lost his virginity and did something to Ygritte that no other woman north of the wall had ever experienced before. Good job, you guys!

Losers

House Lannister
Things only ever seem to go well with the Lannisters when Tywin is ruling with an iron fist. But while these marriages strategically make sense, both Cersei and Tyrion are adamantly opposed to them. And how will Jaime feel when he comes back to King's Landing and finds that his sister has been married off again? I'm pretty wary of what exactly will happen next.

House Stark
Things are just plain not going well for Robb Stark. Or literally any of the other Starks. When your men are in open rebellion and your genius tactical move is to ask Walder Frey for help, I think it's time to start getting worried. Like, really worried.

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