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Wall Mounted Bottle Opener
When I was in high school, I thought I was pretty cool because I could open a bottle of beer with my teeth. I had very low standards when it came to things that were cool. Luckily, so did everyone else I knew back then so I wasn't ostracized completely. But now the thought of doing that makes my teeth itch (yes! teeth can itch) and I lament my idiotic youth. However, the reason I used to use my teeth was simply that no one ever had a bottle opener around. This is still a problem that carries over into adulthood unless you happen to have one of these amazing wall-mounted bottle openers. You'll never need to risk major dental surgery again!
Brook Farm General Store; 75 S. 6th St, brookfarmgeneralstore.com