But yesterday GoogaMooga sent out an email... about BaconLand, which will feature a flight of fine bacons. But just below that part of the email there was something about vegetarians. "We heard you," it read. "There’s more to life than bacon[land]." And on the website there's a list of all the vegetarian and vegan meals that will be available at the festival, which look pretty ok. More than that, though, the veggie-friendly vendors at the festival will have on their booths green signs instead of black, which is a very nice thing to do. Isn't it nice when someone makes you annoyed and then tries to make good? (Almost makes you forget they're gonna kick the shit out of that park you love.)
As for vegans, I think there are a few things for you to eat. Let's try to walk through the possibilities.