In exchange for Nirvana's great feat of cheerleading, they'd be included in a video collage among other really famous people like "Big N Rich, Ying Yang Twins, the Cataracs, Slightly Stoopid and three famous NFL Players," which would then be distributed to the student body during Homecoming Week. All in all, it'd be great publicity for the band.
So who's going to break the news that the lead singer's been dead for nearly 20 years, and one of their songs is called "Rape Me?" (Maybe tip the sender off to DIIV as a possible alternative, as they're practically the same band, right? Ha.)
Of course, this could all be a stunt to get a good laugh out of the Internet (in which case, well played), but it could also suggest that we're reaching a turning point where current college students have no real context for 90s signifiers, which means time is moving too fast and we need to figure out a way to stop it asap, please.
My favorite part is the stationary, if that is indeed real: