Capital New York reported today that New York Post writer V.A. Musetto was dropped from the paper, where he has worked in some capacity for 40 years. Musetto is best known for coining what might be the greatest Post headline of all time: "Headless Body in Topless Bar." Capital New York notes that "Musetto, who once presided over the newsroom but was most recently a film critic, retired from the Post two years ago following a long career there." However, the Post has declined to continue its relationship with him, even in freelance form. So, in honor of Musetto, here's a list of some of the greatest Post headlines of all time.