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Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera; 2003
So, yeah, it's been ten years since Madonna kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, successfully sucking out their youth and beauty and pushing them over their career cliff to a nadir that neither have climbed up from. But so, those kisses. Madonna's kiss with Britney was fine and lingering and the one that everyone talked about the next day. But Madonna also kissed Christina! But no one remembered. Because it was a throwaway pity kiss. Everyone could see that. It was terrible to witness. Super-awkward. That's the problem with threesomes. There's always someone who gets left out in the end. Sorry, Christina. This time, it was you.