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Girl with buoyant hair caught between wanting to be an 80s prom queen, a 90s figure skater, and Mariah Carey.
Bashful Flying Nun blockhead looses clothes, showcases her wig collection, and comes to terms with being a tail-less mermaid.
Confident young lady confuses cultural signifiers—teddy bears, sports paraphernalia, Gene Simmons' tongue, Gwen Stefani's blue hair, Japanese game shows, etc. Doesn't care.
Wannabe Foot Locker employee never hired because of child molestation track record.