Monday, August 26, 2013

VMA Fashion Highlights Captioned in 25 Words or Less

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Ariana Grande

Girl with buoyant hair caught between wanting to be an 80s prom queen, a 90s figure skater, and Mariah Carey.

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Lady Gaga

Bashful Flying Nun blockhead looses clothes, showcases her wig collection, and comes to terms with being a tail-less mermaid.

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Miley Cyrus

Confident young lady confuses cultural signifiers—teddy bears, sports paraphernalia, Gene Simmons' tongue, Gwen Stefani's blue hair, Japanese game shows, etc. Doesn't care.

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Robin Thicke

Wannabe Foot Locker employee never hired because of child molestation track record.

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