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Long nails, or short and nude? Only at the hour of death do most people choose the right thing.
— KimKierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard) September 23, 2013
One of the first and best Twitter parody accounts—and one of the longest running—Kim Kierkegaardashian combines the "thoughts" of Kim Kardashian with the philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard. The Danish philosopher is popularly known as a proto-existentialist thinker who rejected the major German Idealists, like Hegel. "Subjectivity is truth," Kierkegaard says, though I'm not sure Kim would agree. We're just waiting for the Emma Wittgenstein Twitter feed now.