Thursday, October 10, 2013

So, Anyone In The Market For An Ayn Rand Tank Top?

Posted By on Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 11:38 AM


Not that you shouldn't want a vaguely inspirational quote from the favorite author of every single person you should never, ever date emblazoned across your tits. It only costs $11.80, after all, and how else are people supposed to know at a glance that you're smart, empowered, and "just really into books, such a nerd lol"?

Well, other than putting on your finest "Jesus <3 Me" crop top and spouting a bunch of libertarian free market nonsense that only makes sense if you happen to be born to wealth and privilege? Or throwing your money at a company that heavily utilizes sweatshop labor while weirdly sneaking bible verses onto all of it's packaging? Eh, no. This tank top is the best way. You are intelligent, you are independent, you possess the ability to read, and the people need to know.

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