"Place you've never thought about at all?" "Place to drunkenly stack chicken rings on top of mozzarella sticks at 2am?" "Place where you can't be guaranteed not to find a full diaper and used syringes in a blood-spattered bathroom if you visit late enough at night" (true story)? Whatever your experience of the Williamsburg White Castle, it may soon be reduced to a distant memory—the Metropolitan Ave property has been purchased for $6.72 million (roughly 7 million tiny burgers), the Observer reports.
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by Henry Stewart
on Sun, May 19, 2013 at 12:56 PM
The parks department, the Prospect Park Alliance, and the organizers of the Great GoogaMooga, the music and local food festival that's been going on in Prospect Park all weekend, decided earlier to cancel the festivities today, the last day of the festival, citing the poor weather and potential for damage to the park because of how soggy it was out there. People who paid for VIP passes will have the cost refunded; the rest of us just won't have a thing to go to today, I guess. Oh, good, cuz, uh, actually I was against the thing the whole time...
A friend had been on line for an hour when the decision to cancel came down. "CazzoMooga," he said, because he's Italian. Then I opened my Facebook and it's all damp people with mobile updates like "#screwgooga."
"Too bad they didn't put their money where their mouth was when they said 'rain or shine,'" wrote one.
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by Henry Stewart
on Wed, May 15, 2013 at 10:51 AM
In March, when the Great GoogaMooga, the food and music festival in Prospect Park happening this weekend, first announced their lineup of restaurants, they were ones known mostly for their meat dishes and little else. What about us vegetarians?, I asked. You know, not to demand special treatment, but because this is Brooklyn. Vegetarians live here. Why would you not serve food they would buy? Then in May the menus were released and Gothamist ran a piece titled "GoogaMooga Doesn't Care About Vegetarian People," noting that the vegetarian options would be mostly pizza, which is boring. (And leaves the vegans out in the lurch!)
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by Henry Stewart
on Tue, May 14, 2013 at 1:18 PM
When I eat with other people, they often express concern for my health—not because of the needle full of insulin plunging into my arm, but because of the excess of crystals I joggle out of the salt shaker. I like salt, and I like to put a lot of it on my food, more than is deemed acceptable or appropriate in polite society. I'm told my grandfather was the same way—that he "put salt on salt"—and he never had a problem with high blood pressure, the health problem most commonly associated with high sodium consumption, so I'm not particularly concerned as of now about how it will affect my health. I figure it's genetic: an oft-unmentioned truth of health is that, while we all have human bodies that require roughly the same things, all of our bodies are also different and require different things, and my body needs salt just like grandpa's did. "[Studies suggest] how much salt we eat is determined by physiological demands, not diet choices," Gary Taubes wrote in the Times last year. But try telling that to a concerned dining companion across the table.
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by Henry Stewart
on Mon, May 13, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Last year, there was a big fight in Bay Ridge between restaurant owners and food-truck vendors. The people at Lonestar on Fifth Avenue were incensed by the presence of a halal cart down the block, on the corner of 86th Street; it got so bad that "someone" tore out public benches from across the street and bolted them in front of the food truck's regular spot; that the brick-and-mortar side formed human chains to stop the truck from parking. The restaurant owners argued that the trucks were bad for businesses that paid rent and property taxes, undercutting them in a way that wasn't fair. The kerfuffle turned neighbor against neighbor. Even the politicians got in on it: "How can a brick and mortar business owner—who is already paying a premium to rent a storefront on a main strip while covering business and property taxes, water bills and private sanitation—compete with a ‘here today, gone tomorrow’ food cart?” the local councilmember asked. The local state senator blamed the food trucks for the closure of beloved local luncheonette/soda fountain Hinsch's. Even the owner of Hinsch's had to call bullshit on that.
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by Henry Stewart
on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 11:50 AM
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Last year a guard outside the Great GoogaMooga found a used syringe in an open pocket of my backpack. "I'm diabetic," I told him, and he asked to see my, um, uh, um, uh, "insulin?" "Yeah," so I showed it to him, and then he asked to see my ID, which I also showed him, the name on which he compared against the name on the prescription. You know, in case I were one of those crafty intravenous drug users who carries around a bottle of someone else's insulin to psych out music-festival security guards. (They're so much more common than, you know, people with fucking diabetes!) Meanwhile, the friend I came with hid his one-hitter in his palm underneath his cell phone and strolled right into the festival.
So, the Great GoogaMooga did not feel like a welcoming place for diabetics. But it was also unwelcoming to the other annoying thing I identify with (and that keeps me from being invited to dinner parties): I try to keep vegan. And trying to figure out which vendors might have even just non-pizza vegetarian options was as confusing if not more so than trying to figure out how to buy beer. (Guys, I didn't stay long at the GoogaMooga.)
Guys! Guuyyyys? Have you heard that great joke, the one about hipsters and how they like PBR? It's a real doozy. And also, apparently, based on hard scientific fact! The menu management experts over at Locu have crunched the data, and there's no going back for us now.
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by Kara Zuaro
on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 5:00 AM
Everyone needs to eat. Brooklyn is lucky to have what seems like infinite options—you could get lost in the vast and varied dining scene. Every year, new restaurants crop up all over the borough, but not all of them are worth a visit. This is our list of the 10 that stand out from all the rest, the ones you need to visit as soon as possible. Everyone needs to eat, but not everyone gets to experience food at this level. Treat yourself.
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by Cathy Erway
on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 5:00 AM
Blackbook
Obviously there will never be a shortage of places to go and get a drink in Brooklyn. This is not a real statistic, but a new bar opens roughly every minute of every day around here, give or take. We're pretty lucky in that regard. And as such, we can afford to be choosy. So after a long, laborious year of investigatory drinking on our readers' behalf, we've managed to narrow our list down to ten of the very best places that started serving up drinks to ever-thirsty Brooklynites this year. Go ahead, grab a cocktail at every single one of them. Tonight.
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by Audrey Ference
on Wed, Dec 5, 2012 at 12:36 PM
79 years ago today, the dark times of Prohibition were ended, and liquor flowed freely again in these United States. Why not have a little cocktail tonight to celebrate? Freedom! USA! Etc.! Even in this unseasonably warm weather, a nice winterish cocktail could be just the thing.
A few weeks ago, news broke that 5-Hour Energy is currently under FDA investigation for thirteen deaths over the past four years that may or may not be linked to their cough syrup-y caffeine shot. This in addition to over 90 other F.D.A. filings, one of which blames the drink for a spontaneous abortion. It's a rough spot to be in for any company.
Now, most business experts will tell you that the best way to handle this kind of PR crisis is to face the claims head-on by releasing a hastily assembled, really budget-looking YouTube ad explaining that your product, in all likelihood, will not kill anyone. Which is exactly what 5-Hour Energy has done.
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by Audrey Ference
on Mon, Oct 29, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Saturday's parties are done, and Wednesday's trick or treating looks to be curtailed or even cancelled, depending on your zone. If you are a Halloween person at all, you probably have lots of extra candy lying around. Not that I think it's a bad idea to just eat the candy (or save it for hurricane rations), but if you're feeling cooped up or freaked out, the classic combination of stress baking then stress eating might be just the ticket. Here, then, are some recipes that you can make with stuff you've probably already got around the house, depending on your level of food hoarding.
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by Audrey Ference
on Mon, Aug 27, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Would you like to know of a secret wonderland where you can buy very cheap lobster in South Brooklyn? Well. Let me tell you about it. There's a guy on 26th between 4th and 5th Avenues. The name of his business is TJ King's, and he's a lobster wholesaler. According to the guy fishing out the sea bugs that day, they mostly export lobsters to Hong Kong. But they also sell cheap-ass lobsters right from the tank.
He's not super easy to find, but it's across the street from the Aladdin bread factory (and their lovely new shop, Baked In Brooklyn), and lately they've had a sign out. The going rate is $4.99 a lb, or 3 1.5 lb lobsters for $20. Even with the lobster glut, that is a deal! And you can go inside and pick out the ones you want. There's just tubs and tubs of them, clacking around on those insectoid little legs of theirs.
In fact, if you're in the mood for a lobster roll, you should pop into the bakery, get a good iced coffee and pick up one of their bags of fresh rolls for $1. You are going to have the cheapest, best lobster roll in town! Don't say I never did anything for you. Believe you me I thought long and hard before divulging my lobster secret, but you guys are cool. Right?
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by Audrey Ference
on Wed, Aug 1, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Oh, jury duty. Every seven years or so, I remember you exist and curse you. Eight in the morning is a bit early for civic duty, if you ask me. I recently served, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that they have wifi now, and also to be reminded that you get a full hour for lunch. A whole hour! Just to eat! And no desk to sit at while shoving something in your face. Where to spend this luxurious stretch? Allow me to suggest:
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by Lauren Beck
on Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Congratulations! You played soccer as a young tyke but only made it as far as your JV team in high school, affording you the liberty to watch tonight's Olympic Opening Ceremonies in various stages of intoxication. Take that, world-class athletes! Sure, you can spend three hours marveling as those faster, stronger and better than you proceed into the stadium, but with the help of the rules below, you'll start to care less about how fast, strong and better they are. It's the American way! The Brooklyn way!
This image of Slideluck Potshow Baltimore should give you an idea what Slideluck Northside might be like. Photo Casey Kelbaugh.
In case you missed your chance to show artwork to the masses at Northside Art, or in case you had such a great experience then that you'd like to show it off again, you've an opportunity to do so very soon during the course of a slideshow-accompanied potluck feast.
At Slideluck Northside, which will be held on 19 July at Brooklyn Brewery.
To be eligible to show your work there, you need to be an artist based in Williamsburg or Greenpoint, and you need to get your materials in by Monday, 25 June.
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by Zachary Gomes
on Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 1:15 PM
There’s been a lot of talk about Pok Pok, Andy Ricker’s new northern Thai restaurant in the Columbia Street Waterfront District. His popular Portland restaurant and Lower East Side wing spot have done exceptionally well, and now Brooklynites are excited to have a Pok Pok of their own.
Not long ago, I was working in northeastern Thailand and so, thinking I was pretty hot stuff, I was skeptical of the restaurant’s authenticity. One look at the menu proved me wrong—the dishes are painstakingly loyal to northern and northeastern Thai cooking traditions. But for someone who loves Thai food and eating adventurously, I remember a lot of food scaring the life out of me in Thailand. I wondered, if his restaurants are such massive successes, diners of all types and tastes must like them—so how true to the execution of these dishes can Ricker be without intimidating his customers?
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by Cathy Erway
on Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 11:31 AM
We all know that zucchini and eggplant slices are great when drenched in olive oil and tossed on the barbecue. Or peppers and mushrooms on a shish kebab stick. But now that it's officially cookout season, what else works just as well, or better? To be honest, there are few foods that don't taste better when charred on an open flame. Here are a few of the best, and less predictable, ingredients to fire up to make your party-spread a little more exciting.
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by Henry Stewart
on Thu, May 31, 2012 at 12:46 PM
First, he wanted to tax soda, but the idea died in Albany. Then he wanted to stop food stamp recipients from using the program to buy sugary beverages, but the feds told him he couldn't. Now Bloomberg plans to ban soda and other sweetened drinks larger than 16 ounces from being sold in any establishment that reports to the health department, including restaurants, movie theaters, and ballparks, the Timesreports. The ban would not apply to no-sugar-added fruit juices, dairy-based drinks like milk shakes, or diet sodas and unsweetened teas. It would also not affect sales at bodegas unless the stores are designated as "food service establishments." (Those that are have letter grades posted to their windows.)