Politics

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Brooklyn's Anti-Gay State Senator Clarifies His Position

Posted by on Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 9:48 AM

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As the session in Albany comes down to the wire and the bill to legalize gay marriage comes closer to passing than ever before, State Senator Marty Golden, an anti-marriage equality Republican who represents Bay Ridge, Dyker Heights, and beyond, sat down with news show Capitol Tonight to discuss gay marriage (and many other topics). Though in the past Golden has said "we’re not going to do this"—gay marriage—"to our children! We’re not going to do this to the future of our city, our state, our nation, and we cannot allow it," in this new video he clarifies his position: the matter should be left to a state referendum—as of course should the basic civil rights of all oppressed minorities—because otherwise Catholic social networks might not be able to care for the needy.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Brooklyn Politician Marty Golden Positions Self at Front of Anti-Gay Movement

Posted by on Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 9:46 AM

Even Dick Cheney doesnt buy this shit
  • Even Dick Cheney doesn't buy this shit
State senator Marty Golden doesn't think gays should get married. He doesn't think their marriages in other states should be recognized in New York. And he's taken it upon himself to fight on the forefront of the gay marriage fight.

Though Golden told the Post that people in his district "don't really give a rat's ass about social issues," and that state democrats are using the legislation to distract voters from the economy, Golden has been fighting fiercely to preserve heterosexual marriage. His arguments? That marriage between a man and a woman goes back to the beginning of time (skipping all those billions of years in which there were no humans), and that to support gay marriage indicates a lack of principles that would cause all of America to collapse. He wants to send "a message to the people of the state of New York that there's at least some normalcy within this great state, the Empire State, and in the state Senate."

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Assemblyman Hakeem Jeffries Forms Congressional Exporatory Committee

Posted by on Wed, May 18, 2011 at 1:03 PM

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Assemblyman Hakeem Jeffries, of the 57th District (Clinton Hill, Prospect Heights) has formed a congressional exploratory committee, Politicker reports. Jeffries, a personal, well-educated, well-dressed 40-year-old, is seen as something of a comer in Brooklyn Democratic politics; he's been touted as an Obama-like crossover figure. As the districts are currently drawn, he'd be challenging the 10th district's incumbent-for-life, Ed Towns, should he run.

Of course, the new boundaries of Brooklyn's congressional districts are somewhat up in the air, pending redistricting following last year's Census—new districts, and demographics, may lend more uncertainty than usual to next year's primaries. Assemblyman Jeffries has some experience with redistricting, viewers of Jeff Reichert's Gerrymandering will recall, having had his house drawn out of the 57th by vulnerable incumbent Roger Green in 2002.

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Rapper Common at the White House: Palin and Rove Figuratively Cover Ears and Scream, "WE'RE MELTING! WE'RE MELTING!"

Posted by on Thu, May 12, 2011 at 1:05 PM

President Obama and Common in 2009.
  • President Obama and Common in 2009.
Last night, as part of Michelle Obama's White House Music Series, rapper Common performed at an "Evening of Poetry" event. What? A rapper in the White House?! Apparently, anything other than countrified National Anthems at government events sound off Karl Rove and Sarah Palin's "broken windows" theory of politics. As Palin told Fox News Wednesday night, "The judgment is just so lacking of class and decency and all that's good about America with an invite like this," Palin said. "They're just inviting someone like me or someone else to ask, 'C'mon Barack Obama who are you palling around with now?'"

Karl Rove gave his two cents on the Sean Hannity show on Tuesday when he repeatedly called Common a "thug."

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Monday, May 9, 2011

Brooklyn's Hasidic Paper Der Tzitung Photoshops Two Women Out of White House Photo

Posted by on Mon, May 9, 2011 at 11:28 AM

The (Former First) Lady Vanishes.
  • The (Former First) Lady Vanishes.

The editors of Brooklyn paper Der Tzitung decided that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Director of Counterterrorism Audrey Tomason were far too provocative in the now-iconic White House situation room photo for the publication's readership of Hasidic men, and were photoshopped out of the image in clear violation of the White House press photo policies, logic and decency.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

May Day, May Day: Crashing Foley Square's Union Rally with the Immigrant Rights Coalition

Posted by on Tue, May 3, 2011 at 3:01 PM

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In an aerial view of downtown Manhattan, the immigrant rights and labor May Day rally starting in Union Square and stretching down Broadway must have resembled one very skinny, Very Hungry Caterpillar eating its way down to Foley Square. In drum-beating, color-coordinated segments, unions, churches, student and political organizations marched south to meet Foley Square’s main union rally. For some of those marching, the fact that the Union Square immigrant rights marchers would be joining the main union demonstration was a message of solidarity. For others, the opposite: the split rallies spoke to the labor and immigrant rights movements’ disunity. To pedestrians intent on shopping it was a brief spectacle, and for those unfamiliar with May Day, who stepped out of the Union Square subway in search of iced coffee and stumbled onto the scene, it was “Wow, holy shit.”

“Wow, holy shit,” Jason Walgren said as he watched the Rude Mechanical Orchestra, a jolly coalition of green-striped, gender-bent, “radical street brass band” players march by.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Haitian Pop Star Wins Presidency

Posted by on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 3:31 PM

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Michel Martelly, or "Sweet Micky," a Haitian pop star known for his sensational, burlesque stage shows, was declared the president of Haiti today, after winning nearly 68 percent of the popular vote. Before he became President of Haiti, Martelly had already proclaimed himself the "President of Compas," a type of Haitian dance music derived from merengue and African rhythms. Wyclef Jean had also been a contender for the presidency, but was ruled ineligible as he hadn't spent enough time consistently in the country.

A pop star president kind of makes total sense, music being the universal language of humanity and all. Or wait, was that math? Regardless, the closest President Obama probably ever got to pop-stardom was through the most benign of presidential conspiracy theories, when last year people pointed out an Obama doppelganger in the 1993 music video for "Whoomp (There It Is)." The alleged cameo is at the 1:01 minute mark.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Marty Markowitz Is Now On Twitter, Which, Shockingly, Means He Wasn't On Twitter Before

Posted by on Tue, Apr 19, 2011 at 3:10 PM

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[Post has been updated; see below.] Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz has joined Twitter, the Post observed late last week (without specifying his handle or linking to his account. He's just @MartyMarkowitz).

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Controversial Leader of Brooklyn Young Republicans Won't Seek New Term

Posted by on Wed, Apr 6, 2011 at 8:56 AM

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The controversial reformist leader of the Brooklyn Young Republican Club has decided not to run for a fourth term as the group's president. Jonathan Judge has held that position since 2008, and presided over the recent revocation of the group's charter by county party chair Craig Eaton, who has long seemed to resent the group for its endless criticisms of his leadership. Does Judge's retirement have anything to do with the fact that his Young Republican Club is now, technically, unofficial?

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Friday, April 1, 2011

Republican State Senators: "Tax the Poor, I Need a Foot Massage!"

Posted by on Fri, Apr 1, 2011 at 4:11 PM

Bay Ridge Interpol has returned from a long, unexplained hiatus with a doozy of a photograph: "Marty Golden, Hard at Work in Albany." This is worse than that time he roasted a pig in Gerritsen Beach when he should have been working. (This is the same Marty Golden who just eviscerated the nation's longest running Memorial Day Parade because, sigh, once the masseuses are paid we just don't have the money.)

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Ted Leo Sings Woody Guthrie in Support of Wisconsin Laborers, but What the Fuck is Going on in Michigan?

Posted by on Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 1:03 PM

The Wisconsin protests have been receiving a fair amount of press, but what about Michigan's "Emergency Manager" law? Signed into effect March 16th, so far the controversial decision has attracted little mainstream attention or upset.

As The Wall Street Journal reported:

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Anthony Weiner, Hashtag Master and Vinyl Snob?

Posted by on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 4:29 PM

At 2:30pm today, Rep. Anthony Weiner hosted a "Twitter town hall," during which he fielded questions from his cyber-constituents. One asked if he'd be releasing a "Greatest Hits DVD" of his floor-speeches. To this, Weiner responded:

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SUCH A DREAMBOAT. #anthonyweinerfanclub

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Marty Golden's Office Doesn't Know His Policy Positions, Doesn't Care Either

Posted by on Tue, Mar 15, 2011 at 8:54 AM

I signed what?
  • "I signed what?"
Last year, every Republican in the New York state senate signed a pledge agreeing to support bipartisan efforts at redistricting, first introduced by former mayor Ed Koch and taken up again by Governor Cuomo; currently, districts are carved up in bizarre ways to ensure that incumbents maintain their power. (It's called gerrymandering.) But, lately, Republicans have been backing away from this pledge.

An anonymous reader called up the office of Brooklyn's only Republican state senator, Marty Golden, to find out if he still supported the measure. And not only did no one there know—they could give a shit!

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

BREAKING: State Senator Carl Kruger is Going to Jail Tomorrow

Posted by on Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 7:30 PM

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State Senator Carl Kruger, long the object of a federal investigation, plans to turn himself over to federal authorities tomorrow morning, the New York Times reports. Kruger's illustrious recent history includes shutting down a public info session about Coney Island redevelopment by busing in hundreds of outside agitators; getting shouted down by Coneyphiles during a speech a month later; and trying to pass a bill that would make it illegal to listen to an iPod while walking down the street. Oh, and also accepting campaign contributions—he had the most cash on hand out of any member of the state legislature, even though he faced no serious challengers—in exchange for easing bureaucratic hurdles for donors.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Did Lincoln Restler Steal Steve Levin's Honda Civic?

Posted by on Tue, Mar 1, 2011 at 4:00 PM

And as I live and breath, no one is ever gonna steal this kids Honda Civic. Levin and Lopez in happier times.
  • "And as I live and breath, no one is ever gonna steal this kid's Honda Civic." Levin and Lopez in happier times.
The Post reports that, early this Sunday morning, City Councilman Steve Levin, who reps Greenpoint and the Brooklyn waterfront above Red Hook, woke up at dawn to drive to his office, following an attempted break-in—only to find that someone had stolen his 2000 Honda Civic off the street where it was parked.

Police suggest that the Atlantic Avenue break-in and Greenpoint car theft, though all but simultaneous, were a coincidence; however, the timing is suspicious, especially when you consider that Levin is the former chief of staff to Assembleyman and comically villainous Broooklyn Democratic boss Vito Lopez, whose armor has been sporting some serious chinks of late.

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Monday, February 28, 2011

Women Rally, Tell GOP: "Respect the Cunt!"

Posted by on Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 2:53 PM

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“My womb is my womb,” said Councilmember Deborah Rose. “No one tells me what to do with my womb.” That was the sentiment throughout the Rally for Women’s Health on Saturday in Foley Square, as thousands gathered around the fittingly named Triumph of Human Spirit sculpture to fight against proposed legislation that would defund Planned Parenthood, make abortions inaccessible, and cut Title X (The Family Planning Program).

Many women depend on Planned Parenthood for their health care—for cancer screenings, family planning, even free condoms. The organization offers safe and cheap care to help those who can’t afford more.

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Why is a Brooklyn Congressman Running for District Leader?

Posted by on Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 12:24 PM

Cant a powerful man just want to have a low-level, unpaid position?
  • Can't a powerful man just want to have a low-level, unpaid position?
Last week, the 14-term congressman from Fort Greene, Ed Towns, began preparing to run for the lowest elected position he could hold: district leader. His son had held the position, but was recently tapped to enter the Cuomo administration. Ed has said he wants to continue his son's legacy, but the Brooklyn Paper reported that the 76-year-old probably has more up his sleeve than a yen to "line up poll workers and get petition signatures for other candidates." Could it be to undermine the strength of Brooklyn's Democratic boss, Vito Lopez?

We asked the only district leader we know—Lincoln Restler, whose victory last year was seen as a blow to the Lopez machine.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Poetry, Passato and Wolf Teats at Italy's 150th Compleanno in NYC

Posted by on Wed, Feb 23, 2011 at 11:24 AM

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A suite of three large, glimmering, gilded chandeliers dangled lightweightily above a handsomely quiet, reserved, attentive crowd last Tuesday in a rather majestic, high-tastefully neoclassical salone in the American Academy in Rome’s Manhattan quarters, where a seasoned audience of readers, writers, translators and scholars had gathered to pay homage to famed Italian poet and Nobel laureate Eugenio Montale through variably voiced, bilingual readings of a thusly doubled couple dozen poems, more or less, culled from several of the writer’s most renowned collections.

The calm run of the evening ebbed and flowed, one might say, like a versified sentence.

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Monday, February 21, 2011

Happy Presidents' Day! From Richard Nixon, and David Frost

Posted by on Mon, Feb 21, 2011 at 8:59 AM

Remember, kids, it's a plural noun with a possessive apostrophe. And also remember:

Oh. Oh, I see.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Brooklyn Republicans Crush Dissent, Start Inter-Party Civil War

Posted by on Tue, Feb 8, 2011 at 11:42 AM

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The Brooklyn Republican Party has been in crisis, with an insurgent youth faction challenging the hegemony of the old-guard leadership. Back in August, I reported that "reports surfaced a few weeks ago that [county chair Craig Eaton is] trying to shut down the Brooklyn Young Republicans club and replace it with a more simpatico counter-club." Last week, Eaton finally did just that when he announced the party has supported a "re-launched" Brooklyn Young Republicans, with party-friendly leadership, to the consternation of the extant group. "The Brooklyn Young Republican Club, founded in 1880, is quite alive and well," Jonathan Judge, the president of the original Brooklyn Young Republicans, wrote in a statement, "and is certainly without need for any party-sponsored 're-launch.'"

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