Sex
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sex / Media Babies vs. Breasts, The Ultimate Internet Laser Battle
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 3:23 PM
I know I've mentioned Babies with Laser Eyes before, but in light of this new laser-themed Tumblr blog LazerTits (NSFW) this seems as good a time as any to revisit the internet's obsessions with porn, babies and Photoshopping lasers onto things. Behold, the epic laser showdown between web users' two favorite staple foods:
God help us all (with lasers). (BoingBoing)
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Sex Is Emitting Ejaculate a Form of Touching?
Posted by Henry Stewart on Tue, Mar 9, 2010 at 1:18 PM
- Book Him, Danno!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sex / News Today, in History: Which European Monarch Got Some Hot Exchange Student Ass on March 4, 1570?
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Read carefully:
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Sex SFW Single-Function Website Fucking Windows Enables Window-Fucking
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Thu, Feb 25, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Friday, February 12, 2010
Sex Interview: Death Bear Will Take Away Your Heartache and Pain
Posted by Amanda Mottur on Fri, Feb 12, 2010 at 9:16 AM
- Not your mother's Land Shark
For the latter, I present you an unexpected and unnerving new ally in your quest for recovery: Death Bear.
Death Bear performs an important (and free) service to Brooklyn residents: When summoned via text message, he will appear at your door and collect any items which may serve as painful reminders of past heartbreak or loss. Love letters, photographs, clothing—Death Bear will drag them all back to his "cave" and out of your life forever. And yes, that does sound a little creepy.
I recently had a chance to catch-up with Mr. Bear... enjoy our conversation, after the jump.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Sex A Great Last-Minute Valentine's Gift
Posted by Amanda Park Taylor on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 11:49 AM
As the day itself approaches, though, I confess I start to fall for the whole stupid romantic mess (just a little)—which is why my last column was about non-awful ways to celebrate Valentine's, without buying dumb junk that'll just end up in a landfill in a few years. So I just wanted to remind you all (especially those of you in north Brooklyn) of a great gift idea: Audrey Spa. Not only are their services top notch (great facials!), Audrey is currently donating $5 of every gift certificate to BARC, Williamsburg's legendary animal shelter.
So this gift really is a multiple threat: it creates very little garbage, helps out a charming local business, benefits a deserving charity, and provides a great service.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Food & Drink / Sex Updated DSM Manual to Stigmatize Love of Food, Sex
Posted by Jonny Diamond on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 3:23 PM
On top of pulling way back from the whole "little kids can be just as bipolar as adults" thing, which led to a generation of tiny, over-medicated Schopenhauers, the DSM V will add "hypersexuality" and "binge eating" to the list of things that giant pharmaceutical companies can trick us into thinking we have.
So we can look forward to racially diverse commercials with lines that ask, "Do you think about sex all the time? Do you really want to have sex all the time?" and "Did you eat so much at any point this week that you felt uncomfortable and ashamed?"
YES. GIVE ME PILLS PLZ NOW. THX.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Politics / Sex World's Creepiest Judge Wants Tape of John Edwards Fucking a Pregnant Woman
Posted by Mark Asch on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 1:11 PM
That is not the headline of this AP article, though it should be. The article's actual headline is "Judge Says ex-Edwards Aide in Contempt, Wants Tape." Oh, we bet he does. Superior Court Abraham Penn Jones just wants to see justice served, ok? And if that means that people under his jurisdiction have to turn over their personal fetish videos to the custody of the court, well, that's just how it's gotta be.
Sex Jimmy's Johnson: How in Debt Must a Man Be to Shill for Penis Enlargement Pills?
Posted by Jonny Diamond on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 11:03 AM
- Size of the boat, motion of the ocean, etc.
Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything. Isn't that why we buy the biggest and best of everything? Go long with ExtenZe. I do.
You know what else I have a hard time understanding? The absence of "johnson" puns in each and every article I've read about this. For shame people.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Sex Siblings or Dating? Asks One of Life's Toughest Questions
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Friday, January 15, 2010
Film / Sex Did Warren Beatty Really Have Sex with 12,774 Women Who Weren't Julie Christie?
Posted by Mark Asch on Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 4:28 PM
- I'd hit it.
This has long been widely known, of course, but not really systematically documented before now. Delving into the murky past of sexual encounters transacted decades before Facebook, Biskind guesstimates 12,775 notches in Beatty's bedpost, "give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses, and so on," assuming the equivalent of a sexual encounter with a new, different woman every single day between the day Warren Beatty lost his virginity (a national holiday in several countries) and the day he met his eventual wife Annette Bening. (Is a daytime quickie different than a drive-by? Is there such a thing as a "casual" groping?)
This seems a problematic method of calculation, for any number of reasons. I'm not convinced, personally, that I've even ever met 12,775 people, for starters. But hey, you know the saying: A day without sex is a day wasted.
Sex / News "What's worse than waking up with a 25-year-old woman, you know what I mean?"
Posted by Mark Asch on Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 12:21 PM
- "We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
1. Waking with a 25-year-old woman you've never seen before who appears to have died overnight from stab wounds inflicted by a knife with your fingerprints on it, making it necessary for you to elude the police while tracking down the true killer who set you up.
2. Chilblains.
I could go on.
Recently we were having drinks with a somewhat older friend of ours, a professor, and her boyfriend, who accused her of having a crush on one of her undergraduate students. Indignant, she replied, "I don't have a crush on him, he's twenty!" Anyway.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Film / Sex So Yes Ok the Avatar Sex Scene
Posted by Mark Asch on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Here is the script for the sex scene that was filmed but cut from Avatar. James Cameron, guys and girls, is a poet. Of words, on paper, used to convey epic romance. The ultimate intimacy [italics his].
Friday, January 8, 2010
Books / Sex No Sex Please, We're Postmodern
Posted by Mark Asch on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 4:17 PM
- "I wanna sex you up."
We are simply witnessing the flowering of a new narcissism: boys too busy gazing at themselves in the mirror to think much about girls, boys lost in... the noble purity of being just a tiny bit repelled by the crude advances of the desiring world.
She also establishes her dichotomy via some very selective inclusions and possibly willful misreadings (one: she cites The Mysteries of Pittsburgh but leaves out the corn oil-lubed buttsex). And she does this mostly so that she can blame it all on Feminism:
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Sex How Many Italians Does it Take To Fill a Giant Condom?
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 8:58 AM
While this might seem a little opportunistic and exploitative of a very serious disease, it actually makes a lot of sense given Cesviamo's goal, which is to encourage, enable and promote fun and creative fundraising and awareness campaigns (read: viral stunts) through the site. In summation: if you speak Italian you may now use Cesviamo to coordinate gathering in parks and malls with like-minded Italians and flash-mobbing about cancer, AIDS, poverty and climate change. (Design You Trust)
Monday, January 4, 2010
Sex What I've Been Saying All Along: The G Spot DOESN'T EXIST
Posted by Jonny Diamond on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Sex / News We Suck a Little Less: HIV/AIDS Immigration Ban Lifted
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 3:33 PM
Friday, December 18, 2009
Sex Twenty Questions YOU MUST ASK on a First Date
Posted by Adam Eli Clem on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 1:44 PM
1. Does your older sibling work in this restaurant? Is there any reason to believe that he/she will approach and make a comment about your raging eating disorder?
2. Are you striking up conversations with the male stranger sitting next to you in an attempt to make me jealous? Which book(s) suggested that that would be a cunning move?
3. Did you ever do a lot of blow with your best female friend and then have terrible sex with her?
4. Were you ever in a halfway house as part of recovery from heroin addiction? Were you older than fifteen?
5. Have you ever attended Kinky Kamp? As a Kamper, or as a Kounselor?
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Politics / Sex / News Marriage Equality Debate in the New York Senate Right Now
Posted by Allie Esslinger on Wed, Dec 2, 2009 at 2:44 PM
The New York Senate is debating marriage equality— and live streaming the results— right now. Bill S66003, if passed, would extend marriage rights to all citizens of the state of New York. Which would be nice, no?
And, in case you're interested, here's a lis tof the swing voters, bullet-pointed about halfway through the article.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Books / Sex Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2009 Bad Sex in Fiction Shortlistees
Posted by Mark Asch on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 12:59 PM
- The god Pan looking on from a distance with his spying, lascivious gaze.
The rest of the shortlist:
Paul Theroux, A Dead Hand
Nick Cave, The Death of Bunny Munro
Philip Roth, The Humbling
Jonathan Littell, The Kindly Ones
Amos Oz, Rhyming Life and Death
John Banville, The Infinities
Anthony Quinn, The Rescue Man
Simon Van Booy, Love Begins in Winter
Sanjida O'Connell, The Naked Name of Love
Richard Milward, Ten Storey Love Song
Some hot girl-on-girl action with Philip Roth, after the jump...
