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Recent Comments
Re: “How I Kill Time at the Sex Store”
"Thankfully, there’s no one really gross or out of line who makes everyone else uncomfortable."
Enter Lauren.
Re: “Me, My Mom, and the Sex Store”
I wish your mom would stop by too. Finally someone with a brain to talk to...
And don't give me that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" plea bargain nonsense, because that still means that you are a mere apple and she is a flourishing fruit tree, dusted with pink blossoms.
I think I have feelings for Linda.
Re: “I Brought a Dildo to All Points West”
The world needs more photos of dildos being waved enthusiastically at musicians.
Re: “Another Person Thinks Hipsters Are The Worst, Isn't Good Enough at Writing to Explain Why”
Screw health care reform; hipsters must be stopped.
Re: “Read Between the Lines: Hipsters Look Too Much Like "70s Elton John"”
Michael Brett is important and wants you to know what he thinks about a host of unimportant things. PopMatters is about to need a greater bandwidth!
Re: “A Very Bad Shift at the Sex Store”
Ah I 'do' and 'do not' miss the night shift all at the same time.
Re: “Spank Someone Happy!”
I'm cooking up a stew for this post!
