Nappy (Napoleon Bonaparte, Empereur of France: "Mon Dieux, I am speechless after reading ze second "Dear Audrey" article. I wish I had a girlfriend like ze girl in ze second "Dear Audrey" article. Instead I have my wife Josephine. Most women want to be treated with respect. My wife likes to be treated like a sex object. Oui! a "Sex object"!
EVERY TIME I ASK HER FOR SEX SHE OBJECTS!
As advice for the great and fantastique girl in the second "Dear Audrey" article I write "Sweetie why not try to have ze blowjobs a little earlier so that you maybe have enough energy to go to the sink after you let the man ejaculate in your mouth to rinse out your mouth and brush your teeth before going to sleep? Good "ORAL" hygeine is important! I can't bear the thought of you getting any cavities and want you to live a happy, long and pain-free life! Sweetie if you break up for any reason from your boyfriend please call me at 347-365-0505 and I promise I will give you "Ze Moon and Ze Stars" and love you and take care of you! You can see a very funny YouTube.com video of me Nappy ("Hi my name is Napoleon Bonaparte but you can call me "Nappy") doing a little stand-up comedy by just going to YouTube.com and typing for a YouTube.com search "Nappy In New York". My two YouTube.com videos will pop up, both of which are really funny but click on the "Longer version" of "Nappy In New York" because I think that it is the most funny of the 2 videos.
Also lovely female author of the second "Dear Audrey" article do you have any single sisters or friends who are over 18 years old?"
Au revoir for now,
Nappy, Empereur of France: "BRAVO! I LOVE YOU MS. AUDREY FERENCE! PLEASE MARRY ME! I'LL LEAVE JOSEPHINE!, SHE KEEPS MAKING FUN OF MY PENIS SIZE ANYWAY!
My wife Josephine is crazy. The very very rare times that we make love she wants to pull my "BONAPARTE!"
Get it?! "BONAPARTE"! "BONE APART"!"
Au revoir all,
Nappy (Napoleon Bonaparte, Empereur of France): "I LOVE YOU MS. AUDREY FERENCE! JE TAIME! These articles are brilliantly written with a high degree of intelligence and humor, informative with humor and biting wit, a sign of a true genius.
As a reply to ze article asking if "Can too much Masturbation be bad for you?" Let me put it zis way Mon Ami:
"If Masturbation done decently in ze privacy of your own home was bad for you THEN I SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW!!"
Thanks to 3.8 billion years of evolution I am a Horny Male Hominid. "Merci" Evolution! Actually I quite like being consistently horny sometimes, like an internal motivator to "FIND ZE PRETTY FEMALE!", "FIND ZE PRETTY FEMALE!", sort of like an weird internal "Energizer Bunny" giving you extra motivation and energy if you know what I mean.
Have you ever thought about doing stand-up comedy Mademoiselle Audrey Ference? I think that you could be GREAT!"
Au revoir for now,
Nappy, Empereur of France
Nappy, Empereur of France: "Se magnifique! Ze article is brilliantly written, pure genius! Who is ze author of ze reply to "Dear Audrey"?, is it Audrey Ference? If so I have 2 questions for you Mademoiselle Ference:
1) Are you single and do you have a boyfriend?
2) Would you possibly consider marrying me in ze future! Thinking about divorcing my wife Josephine. She thought she had PMS so I took her to ze doctor. Ze doctor say "I have good news for you and bad news. Ze good news is that your wife does NOT have PMS. The bad news is SHE'S A BITCH!!
Zat was a joke!
Viva la France! Viva Audrey Ference! Viva "The L Magazine.com!"
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