Just because you're ashamed that your body is a graveyard of rotting flesh, doesn't mean you have the right to tell vegans that they are 'coo-coo' or that them not wanting to touch someone dirty is 'stupid' or 'dumb'. And by the way.. Jizz is a natural product of human sex... Since you aren't stealing it from an animal, its still vegan.
Enjoy having your arteries clogged by all that cholesterol.. I'm goin to my yoga class now. Ta-ta!