OMG! You guys need to get a new job. . . . and a life. It's a freaking kids' movie with a few lines thrown in for the adults to keep them entertained as the captive audience who brought their children to the movie. Your psuedo-intellectual comments and analogies are way over the top. Either you are taking yourselves and your movie critic responsibiities too seriously or you have seen far too many movies to be able to be objective any longer. This piece of tripe disguised as a critique is the biggest waste of time and space I have ever seen.