Oh my god gnarly dude, you completely clarified this entire debate in my head. A thousand million eternal thank you's. For a while there I couldn't tell up from down. Trying to even grasp the definition of 'hipster' is like trying to grab tightly on a wet bar of soap, especially because the most 'hipstery' thing to do is to deny the fact that one is a hipster in the first place.
But I digress...