Kiko Jones 
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Brooklyn-based singer/songwriter/musician/music geek and critic who, as a blogger, has been listening, reading and writing about too much crap for other people's sake since 2001.



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Re: “The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz

Isn't this a variation on The First Wives Club?

Posted by Kiko Jones on 04/27/2014 at 4:52 AM

Re: “Rock and Roll Still in Need of Saving, Cloud Nothings Debut New Song

We get it: you hate classic rockers and Gen-Xers, but would it kill you to be objective? What am I asking? Of course it would kill you.

While the current state of rock and roll is in a bit of disarray at the moment, only someone on the Cloud Nothings payroll could even remotely think this is the quartet to right the ship, especially if their knowledge of '70s power pop is as deficient as demonstrated above.

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Posted by Kiko Jones on 02/03/2014 at 4:50 AM

Re: “Polytechnicalities

" she’s found this other guy that she also wants to have a relationship with, and I’m not cool with’s just not who I am. I can’t imagine breaking up with her, but I also can’t imagine a lifetime of her being with other guys."

As someone who is also not willing to share their significant other--whatever floats the boat of consenting adults is fine by me; just don't want to be involved in a polyamorous relationship, which strikes me as "legal" cheating, btw, but I digress--I'd recommend this dude walk away from this woman. It's done. Gonna hurt like hell but staying will be even worse.

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Posted by Kiko Jones on 06/24/2013 at 10:52 PM

Re: “Guys Who Don’t Put Out

"...being refused, even a kind refusal like the ones you are giving, feels hurtful."


So, having all that power and being "the gatekeepers of sexual desire" is still not enough to be understanding or to at least avoid reacting inappropriately? What are you saying here? That women can act like assholes because they're not used to being rejected? So, instead of saying to this guy, "Yeah, dude, that's fucked up. But you probably shouldn't get involved with any woman that reacts that way", you justify the inappropriate responses given to him. Ugh.

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Posted by Kiko Jones on 06/13/2013 at 8:14 AM

Re: “Battle of the Brands: The Strokes vs. Vampire Weekend

Also, "top-shelf entertainment brands"? WTF?! Bullshit marketing speak will slay us all.

Posted by Kiko Jones on 04/02/2013 at 11:33 PM

Re: “Battle of the Brands: The Strokes vs. Vampire Weekend

I don't think aloof is the right term here; they're not being cold and distant, they just seem to want to involve as little artifice as possible in how the outside world evaluates their album. And if you come to the conclusion on your own that the album is full of "so-so, belabored songs" and not via the influence of outside factors, then that was the point. The Strokes are many things but "naive to the point of cluelessness" is not one of 'em. At least, not at this stage of the game.
(Btw, for the record: not a fan of the band, can't even believe I'm defending 'em.)

Listen, it's silly to state the obvious, but all music should be judged on its own merits. However, that seems to be a passé concept these days. Furthermore, I routinely find that an artist's current critical standing determines the nature of a review more than the music itself. In other words, short of delivering a musical abomination, a critical darling might as well be made of teflon. But if an artist has fallen out of favor not even a masterpiece can guarantee them more than a passing acknowledgement. Sure, I might be exaggerating but not by much.

Posted by Kiko Jones on 04/02/2013 at 11:23 PM

Re: “The Rise of the Stream and the Death of the Album

Wasn't the point of this article that the album is dead? It's literally in the title. Steve says it's not and proceeds to explain why. So, how is it missing your point?

Posted by Kiko Jones on 03/29/2013 at 11:23 PM

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