Spanx along with a lot of that shit is a lie. Name one thing that men do to make them look better that's a lie. Women have tons, a fuck ton, of make up, bras that defy gravity, heels, the list goes on and fucking on. If we have a one night stand with a woman, we could wake up to a sea cow the next morning. The worse thing you ladies will wake up to is a guy with bed head. His face is the same, same high, same midsection, etc.
This shit prepares us for a world full of women that are extremely insecure, but we get used to it. Then we live with a woman for the first time and think where the fuck did that woman I first get with go. The tall woman that thought she was so fat and ugly that she wore spanx and a ton of make-up to look "normal".
I now it's a terrible notion, looking real and all, but maybe give it a try. Majority of women want to get married, so that guys going to see your real side sooner or later, might as well get it out of the way.
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